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Hail to the Chief A co-worker and I have been bat…

Hail to the Chief

A co-worker and I have been batting these things around all day. I though I would share.

From BushCartoons.com:

“HU’S ON FIRST”

Playwright jim sherman wrote this after hearing that hu jintao was named chief of the communist party in china.

(we take you now to the oval office.)

george: condi! nice to see you. what’s happening?

condi: sir, i have the report here about the new leader of china.

george: great. lay it on me.

condi: hu is the new leader of china.

george: that’s what i want to know.

condi: that’s what i’m telling you.

george: that’s what i’m asking you. who is the new leader of china?

condi: yes.

george: i mean the fellow’s name.

condi: hu.

george: the guy in china.

condi: hu.

george: the new leader of china.

condi: hu.

george: the chinaman!

condi: hu is leading china.

george: now whaddya’ asking me for?

condi: i’m telling you hu is leading china.

george: well, i’m asking you. who is leading china?

condi: that’s the man’s name.

george: that’s who’s name?

condi: yes.

george: will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader ofchina?

condi: yes, sir.

george: yassir? yassir arafat is in china? i thought he was in the middle east.

condi: that’s correct.

george: then who is in china?

condi: yes, sir.

george: yassir is in china?

condi: no, sir.

george: then who is?

condi: yes, sir.

george: yassir?

condi: no, sir.

george: look, condi. i need to know the name of the new leader of china. get me the secretary general

of the u.n. on the phone.

condi: kofi?

george: no, thanks.

condi: you want kofi?

george: no.

condi: you don’t want kofi.

george: no. but now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk.and then get me the u.n.

condi: yes, sir.

george: not yassir! the guy at the u.n.

condi: kofi?

george: milk! will you please make the call?

condi: and call who?

george: who is the guy at the u.n?

condi: hu is the guy in china.

george: will you stay out of china?!

condi: yes, sir.

george: and stay out of the middle east! just get me the guy at the u.n.

condi: kofi.

george: all right! with cream and two sugars. now get on the phone.

(condi picks up the phone.)

condi: rice, here.

george: rice? good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too

Some other sites for your edimification.

Read this First

Madness!!!

Dancing Time

Toon Time

Yes, I do poke fun of and at the President, but, eventhough I don’t think I agree with him on a damn thing, I respect all he must do in that job. And I respect the Presidency.

Peace

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